broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

jayndmitri:

When someone you strongly dislike is constantly talking to your friends

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asian:

can i please check my e-meow?

asian:

can i please check my e-meow?

rjdaae:

just-another-sm:

Is it obnoxious for me to say that, if your favorite musical is Wicked or The Phantom of the Opera, then you probably haven’t seen a lot of musicals?

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stoleyogirl:

when everybody in yo squad talkin and the teacher call you out

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tamorapierce:

paraxdisepink:

Friendly reminder that Bucky doesn’t have to “redeem himself.” Nobody has to redeem themselves for something that was done beyond their consent or capacity to control.

Bucky has to reclaim himself.

VERY nice distinction!

redgrieve:

bbbambi:

Whatcha thinking about, Bane?

genocide, the nature of pain, boys ~*~*~*

redgrieve:

bbbambi:

Whatcha thinking about, Bane?

genocide, the nature of pain, boys ~*~*~*

kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

thetowndrugdealer:

thetowndrugdealer:

We are all brothers and sisters because we all have the same father

Papa John

voreing:

here’s a video of an armadillo playing if youve never seen that before